Today, it's birthday!fic for jiasachan, who requested a Picture of Dorian Gray/Good Omens crack crossover, because apparently I'm getting a reputation for being good at wildly implausible crack crossovers.

Also, dear, you get what is quite possibly the Utter Worst Bad Pun Name for an Apocolyptic Personification Ever. You'll know which one it is.

( Good Riddance )